"I don't wanna go to the gym!!!"

As of late I have had this feeling in myself that I should become more physically fit...... not that I feel soggy around the midsection, I do, however, feel a little jiggle sometimes when I jump up and down. I didn't know this was taking such an effect on my life.... UNTIL TONIGHT....... I got up from my desk to go to the bathroom when I heard my roommate take out her earplugs and say "your butt's saggy" talk about trauma to a poor girls self esteem, all I could think to do is crumble to the floor in a ball and scream "I don't wanna go to the gym" all I could think about was sweaty people, heavy weights, and the sound of boys using cheesy pick up lines to ask girls out that probably aren't in the mood to be asked out while they aren't wearing makeup and running ten miles an hour on a tread mill. I don't like to sweat. I think that's what keeps me away from the gym. All the while these thoughts were going through my head Julie was laughing harder than I've ever heard her laugh, I couldn't care less however, because as usual I find my humor in my own jokes so I was laughing just as hard. As soon as we calmed down she choose to grace me with her explanation that she meant my pants were sagging not my actual butt. Boy, did that bring relief to my mind, the gym is the most traumatic place on earth. I just don't like all those mirrors they have around. WHO really looks GOOD when their working out, anyway? Personally I only like to look at mirror when I look good. HA!!! 

ON second thought though, maybe the gym isn't such a bad idea..... bring on the boys! They can use their cheesy pick up lines on me anytime! Hey, I gotta find them somewhere. The GYM is DEFINITELY the one place I HAVEN'T tried!!!